Ideally, this isn’t the last one until October, but that’s up to the Bruins, not any of you.

(Unless you messed up one of your superstitions prior to Sunday, in which case it’s entirely possible this is all your fault.)

I am not an analytics expert, but my advanced models tell me that it would benefit the Bruins to NOT go down by six goals tonight.

Bruins! Sabres! In New York, which borders The Commonwealth!