Chuckle at the New York Mets, if that's your thing. Gawk at the five-car pileup that is the Boston Red Sox organization, which decided to kneecap its paragon of stability.
Yet if you're looking for the messiest big-market failure as April draws to a close, the Philadelphia Phillies might fill the bill.
They didn't lose a dozen games in a row, like the Mets, just 10. Yet a one-night reprieve gave way to perhaps their most discouraging setback yet - a 6-2 loss to the front-running Atlanta Braves in which starter Aaron Nola was very bad and the lineup utterly powerless to counteract lefty Chris Sale.
Nola has a $172 million guaranteed deal and they can't simply make his 6.03 ERA go away like they did Taijuan Walker. And in a season of league-wide parity, they now own the biggest deficit in the major leagues - 10 ½ games behind the Braves - and dropped another 10 spots in USA TODAY Sports' power rankings.
Took two of three from the Cubs. Must have been all that Hollywood flash, right, PCA?.
Luis Gil was sent to the minors, but Gerrit Cole and Carlos Rodón are on the comeback trail.
Only the 1997 team can top their 20-9 record at this stage.
Lucas Giolito finally finds a home in diminished Padres rotation.
Ten-game win streak halted by Dodgers, who did not need any special rules to do so.
Losing Eugenio Suárez to the IL hurts less when Sal Stewart remains unstoppable.
Konnor Griffin hits first homer on night Paul Skenes threatens to throw perfect game. Exciting times!
Spencer Torkelson homers in five straight games, first Tiger to do so since legendary Marcus Thames in 2008.
Junior Caminero's two-homer night included drives of 435, 450 feet.
Very quietly, Mike Soroka off to 4-0, 2.60 ERA start.
Angel Martínez's first career multi-homer game comes with a pair of blasts off Max Scherzer.
Kade Anderson watch: One earned run, 30 strikeouts in 18 ⅔ innings at Class AA.
Win every other day and it's real easy to build big leads over the Phillies and Mets.
Pitching the eighth inning means Jeff Hoffman loses his light show intro.
Move up a spot only because the Phillies are more embarrassing.
Kyle Bradish averaging nearly three walks per start.