Rosenior tried a back-three, evidently without ever telling any of the players what to do in a back-three

They could’ve scored three more times in the next few minutes, somehow they didn’t

40+ minutes until our first shot on goal, not one on target the entire game

Changed back to usual shape at the half, with Garnacho on

Made a better start to the second half than the first, but then conceded anyway on a counter; Welbeck also scored late on, as per usual

It didn’t matter, we never looked like scoring anyway

Almost eight hours without a goal in the league, a new club record

Five straight defeats in the league for the first time in 30+ years; five straight losses in the league without scoring a goal since 1912 — making history!

Chelsea down to seventh at the moment; could be bottom half of the table by midweek’s end

Next up: Leeds United in the FA Cup semifinal at Wembley on Sunday; maybe we can just cancel the rest of the season after that as a sort of mercy rule