In New York, Marcus Semien is batting .234 with an adjusted OPS of 73.

In Arlington, Texas, Brandon Nimmo has four home runs, a .311 batting average and a .908 OPS.

In New York, Devin Williams just blew a save to extend the Mets’ losing streak to 11 and is clocking a 7.11 ERA.

In Baltimore, Ryan Helsley is 6-for-6 in save opportunities and is striking out 35% of the batters he’s faced.

In New York, Carson Benge has looked overmatched and not ready for prime time, with a .229 on-base percentage, a 26 adjusted OPS and 18 strikeouts in 70 plate appearances.

In Detroit and St. Louis and Cleveland, Kevin McGonigle, JJ Wetherholt and Chase DeLauter are making the leap to the major leagues look simple.

The small-minded among us are wondering whether it’s time for Carlos Mendoza to pay for this debacle of a Mets season with his job. Fair to wonder, we suppose, but also beside the point.

Because right now, virtually every button pushed this winter – trading Nimmo for Semien, Helsley’s New York failures begetting Williams’ arrival, Benge handed an outfield job on Opening Day - has turned nuclear during this 7-15 start.

Mendoza can’t hit for those guys, cannot resurrect Jorge Polanco off the injured list, and perhaps doesn’t have the time to await water finding its level and the club’s performance tilting closer to “expected.”

Sure, maybe he should’ve intentionally walked Nico Hoerner in the 10th inning of their 11th consecutive loss. Yet as great and valued as Hoerner is, this isn’t exactly “why did he pitch to Barry Bonds?” territory.

No, this club’s composition is squarely on president David Stearns’ shoulders and to be fair, the jury is still very much out on the group.

The Athletics Lawrence Butler is tagged out by Chicago White Sox third baseman Miguel Vargas as he tires to extend his double into a triple during the eighth inning at Sutter Health Park on April 18, 2026.Cleveland Guardians mascot Slider interacts with fans during game against the Baltimore Orioles at Progressive Field on April 17, 2026.Washington Nationals right fielder Daylen Lile attempts to catch a ball hit for a single by the Pittsburgh Pirates' Jake Mangum during the first inning at PNC Park on April 16, 2026. The Nationals won the game, 8-7.Milwaukee Brewers catcher Gary Sanchez wears a special chest protector to commemorate Jackie Robinson Day during the game against the Toronto Blue Jays at American Family Field on April 15, 2026.

The Pittsburgh Pirates' Konnor Griffin celebrates with a traffic cone after making his major-league debut in a 5-4 defeat of the Baltimore Orioles at PNC Park on April 3, 2026.

Cleveland Guardians players warm up as the launch of NASA's Artemis II is shown on the center-field video board at Dodger Stadium on April 1, 2026.

Two F-35C planes from Air Test and Evaluation Squadron NINE Detachment Edwards Air Force Base perform a flyover before the Opening Day game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium on March 26, 2026.

1 / 21Ballpark vibes, big plays and wild celebrations during 2026 MLB seasonThe Athletics Lawrence Butler is tagged out by Chicago White Sox third baseman Miguel Vargas as he tires to extend his double into a triple during the eighth inning at Sutter Health Park on April 18, 2026.1 / 21Ballpark vibes, big plays and wild celebrations during 2026 MLB seasonThe Athletics Lawrence Butler is tagged out by Chicago White Sox third baseman Miguel Vargas as he tires to extend his double into a triple during the eighth inning at Sutter Health Park on April 18, 2026.2 / 21Ballpark vibes, big plays and wild celebrations during 2026 MLB seasonCleveland Guardians mascot Slider interacts with fans during game against the Baltimore Orioles at Progressive Field on April 17, 2026.3 / 21Ballpark vibes, big plays and wild celebrations during 2026 MLB seasonWashington Nationals right fielder Daylen Lile attempts to catch a ball hit for a single by the Pittsburgh Pirates' Jake Mangum during the first inning at PNC Park on April 16, 2026. The Nationals won the game, 8-7.4 / 21Ballpark vibes, big plays and wild celebrations during 2026 MLB seasonMilwaukee Brewers catcher Gary Sanchez wears a special chest protector to commemorate Jackie Robinson Day during the game against the Toronto Blue Jays at American Family Field on April 15, 2026.

The Pittsburgh Pirates' Konnor Griffin celebrates with a traffic cone after making his major-league debut in a 5-4 defeat of the Baltimore Orioles at PNC Park on April 3, 2026.

Cleveland Guardians players warm up as the launch of NASA's Artemis II is shown on the center-field video board at Dodger Stadium on April 1, 2026.

Two F-35C planes from Air Test and Evaluation Squadron NINE Detachment Edwards Air Force Base perform a flyover before the Opening Day game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium on March 26, 2026.

Look, Bo Bichette will hit. Eventually. Yet the sequencing of his .217/.255/.383 start in concert with the other failures is a dagger. Trade acquisition Freddy Peralta has delivered two good starts and three so-sos – not the stuff of an ace, but at least he’s not Garrett Crochet or Jesus Luzardo.